30.08.14

buckybarrnes:

never trust someone who says they don’t like captain america

(via trenchcoatedangel)

30.08.14

earthdad:

cokeproblem:

earthdad:

one time when i was in 4th grade i had 14 girlfriends at one time and if you don’t think that is pimping please get out

ok but how many girlfriends do you have now?

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(via fuckn3ill)

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30.08.14

bootipop:

I got one of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes to keep the light out of your eyes and i was like “haha I wonder what this looks like on” so i took it to the mirror and put it on and then I realized the flaw in my plan

(via fuckn3ill)

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imsoshive:
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"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"

(Source: pedro-quill, via datsenseofhumor)

29.08.14
bunny-banana:

FROM WHICH DEEP ASS CORNER IN HELL DID THIS THING CRAWLED OUT

bunny-banana:

FROM WHICH DEEP ASS CORNER IN HELL DID THIS THING CRAWLED OUT

(Source: allthebestofmemes, via datsenseofhumor)

29.08.14
kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987, via im-an-assbutt)

29.08.14

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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(via bastille)

29.08.14
29.08.14

shutupaubrey:

you don’t own a dog? sorry I can’t come over I’m busy today

(via tipslip)

29.08.14

one-eyed-duncan:

pawkitj:

best modern family scene ever

It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break

(Source: fymodernfamily, via euphoricwoe)

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