The Trials & Tribulations of a Lazy Perfectionist

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24.05.13

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And that’s the most frustrating thing about depression. It isn’t always something you can fight back against with hope. It isn’t even something — it’s nothing. And you can’t combat nothing. You can’t fill it up. You can’t cover it. It’s just there, pulling the meaning out of everything. That being the case, all the hopeful, proactive solutions start to sound completely insane in contrast to the scope of the problem.

It would be like having a bunch of dead fish, but no one around you will acknowledge that the fish are dead. Instead, they offer to help you look for the fish or try to help you figure out why they disappeared.

The problem might not even have a solution. But you aren’t necessarily looking for solutions. You’re maybe just looking for someone to say “sorry about how dead your fish are” or “wow, those are super dead. I still like you, though.”

Hyperbole and a Half: Depression Part Two is most certainly worth your time. The writing is brilliant and the illustrations are wonderful.

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24.05.13

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collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

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24.05.13

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chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

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24.05.13

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itscarororo:

peterparker-spiderman:

I LAUGHED SO HARD IT COST ME 3 MINUTES OF MY LIFE

i peed

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24.05.13

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538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi:

people who do math homework in pen are fearless

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24.05.13

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renlybaratheeon:

you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week

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24.05.13

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galifianafuck:

“hey whats your zodiac sign”

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23.05.13

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equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

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23.05.13

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internetexplorers:

mayameows:

internetexplorers:

i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them

I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends?

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23.05.13

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valerieparker:

writers-bloc:

Never drop a book in the bath again! An 8 year old’s invention.

that eight year old is the chosen one

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23.05.13

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my favourite part about the 1800’s is none of you were born yet

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23.05.13

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bahboh:

one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like

just rest your eyes

get comfy

we’re all in this together

you are safe here

it will be ok

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23.05.13

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ichaseturtles:

imstillnotnude:

thirsty-spirits:

nutellaforall:

sunshinefourtwenty:

my-kala:

We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.

Thanks society. On-point post.

wow

At least you wrote “most” men. Thank you for that!

^^^