l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

(via no-wifi)

22.07.14

insanityconcerto:

buckyremember:

theunbecomingofkatnisseverdeen:

schrodingers-fallen-angel:

padalalalecki:

idjits-havethe-phone-box:

A moment of silence

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for all those

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awesome books

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with absolute shit movie adaptions

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We are so sorry that happened to you

*COUGH*

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thANK YOU

id like to add

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you wanna talk about bad adaptations?

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I honestly didn’t even have to scroll down to know that was coming

(via after-all-this-time----always)

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iscahmckrae:

babypithair:

sammygetthesalt:

if you’re procrastinating and you know it clap your hands

i’ll clap later

*queues post*

(via after-all-this-time----always)

22.07.14

strangership:

kiriamaya:

beahbeah:

so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:

[adverb][adjective][expletive][noun]

examples:

you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!

go forth and blaspheme

I am laughing so hard.

Suddenly everything is beautiful.

(via dejavu394)

22.07.14

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via dejavu394)

22.07.14

kldzbop:

officialnasa:

kldzbop:

do you think kids started saying darn because dam was a swear word so they switched the m with rn

Dam isn’t a swear word it’s a structure that holds back water

shut up nasa stick to science

(via after-all-this-time----always)

22.07.14
trebrond:

Dr. House in a nutshell

trebrond:

Dr. House in a nutshell

(via dejavu394)

22.07.14
bigtime-thrust:

kirraklein:

White lips
Pale face
Would ya
Change ya fate

holy shit

bigtime-thrust:

kirraklein:

White lips

Pale face

Would ya

Change ya fate

holy shit

(Source: peoplecallmepriceless, via coluring)

22.07.14

clientsfromhell:

Client: I want the site in multicolor Comic Sans, on a blue background, with plenty of funny animated gifs and sound effects.

Me: I can do that, but I think that it would turn out horrible.

Client: Just kidding, I was making sure that you’d stop me if I ever suggested something like that. I’m emailing the brief now…

22.07.14

beyoncesasshole:

awolcas:

awolcas:

awolcas:

awolcas:

awolcas:

a rANDOM GUY JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND STARTED PLAYING XBOX I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE I’M JUST IN THE CORNER I DON’T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS I’M HERE?

UPDATE: HE KNOWS I’M HERE HE ASKED WHERE THE REST OF OUR GAMES ARE

I’VE CHALLENGED HIM TO A SINGSTAR BATTLE THIS FUCKERS GOING DOWN

HOT DAMN HE CAN SING

WE’RE BEST FRIENDS NOW

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(via culturallyinsensitive)

22.07.14

forthenexttenminutesago:

carolinedhavernass:

yo if u dont like musical theatre thats cool but if u actually insult musical theatre in my presence dude i wont even argue with you i’ll just kill and eat you

these are probably the best pies in london

(Source: winterrowan, via benantispanties)

22.07.14

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

Wow someone needs to climb out of their ass, nobody deserves to be unhappy what the fuck is wrong with you

(via pizza)

22.07.14
http://clientsfromhell.net/post/85722252484/to-make-a-long-story-short-i-was-doing-some-work
22.07.14
The website is looking great! But can you add a security feature that prevents Muslims from accessing it?
22.07.14